20/11/2025
The kind of slap issued to Senator Sandy Eno, Wike's ally at Wadata House, was audacious. He lost focus, missed a step, lost control, and embraced concrete pavement like an African lady who has endured conji only to see her man naked in darkness a day after her mansuration.
It was an experience similar to the NWRTW election in Mazamaza Central Park.
Senator Eno saw stars gushing out of his eyes even when he was not a superstar.
That slap can pass for an attempted murder, but he did tell his mother before going to Wadatata House to murder PDP?
My heart goes out to Senator Sandy.
A fat man shouldn't be watched while scampering for safety. It is usually like a lady who missed her period and is still demanding an extra round in a venue where condom is forbidden.
A man whose face was tampered with through a worrisome slap was struggling to keep his trousers fit on his waist.
It was a slap meant for the face but it went stress to the waist and loosened the trousers.
For the first time, I saw a slap delivered like a souvenir.
Senator Sandy kissed the floor at the centre of a huge female population.
I heard that he is searching for the man who slapped him instead of searching for pain relief pills.
A man who attended a crusade in pants will receive bloody deliverance meant for a madman.
