The Great Canadian Shaft

The Great Canadian Shaft Looking for a conversation starter that rocks? Our handcrafted cement sculptures are the perfect mixture of art, humor, and durability.

These bad boys are solid, weatherproof and guaranteed to stay hard all year round.

Bringing big 🍆 energy to Halloween this year. Happy Halloweiner 👻🎃!!!
10/02/2025

Bringing big 🍆 energy to Halloween this year. Happy Halloweiner 👻🎃!!!

🎁Give the gift of girth!!!🎁 Celebrate another trip around the sun with some birthday… cement 🍆🎉Turn heads and crack smil...
07/18/2025

🎁Give the gift of girth!!!🎁 Celebrate another trip around the sun with some birthday… cement 🍆🎉

Turn heads and crack smiles with a rock solid shaft, dressed to impress 🎈 decorate your shaft your way- because celebrations are always better when somethings standing proud! 🥳

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🇨🇦Standing tall and proud this Canada Day- because nothing says Canadian quite like the great Canadian shaft 🇨🇦🍁 built f...
07/01/2025

🇨🇦Standing tall and proud this Canada Day- because nothing says Canadian quite like the great Canadian shaft 🇨🇦🍁 built from the North, concrete and proud!!!!❤️ Keep yer stick on the ice and yer shaft in the yard 🍆🇨🇦
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Happy Canada Day. Love, your friendly neighbourhood 4ft p***ses ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Father’s Day slongs are in… Big Rod 🎣 and Grillmaster Johnson 🔥On the left we have Big Rod the Fisherman. Armed with a n...
06/01/2025

Father’s Day slongs are in… Big Rod 🎣 and Grillmaster Johnson 🔥

On the left we have Big Rod the Fisherman. Armed with a net full of fish, rain boots, and a poncho that screams “gone fishin’!” 🎣🐟

On the right, it’s Grillmaster Johnson, rockin’ an apron with bold words and BBQ tongs at the ready, flippin meat and bringing the heat 🍗🔥

Which Father’s Day decoration represents your dad more 😜🍆

Father’s day is coming, heres our tribute to dad-hood. Soild, proud, and cemented in greatness. The founding monument of...
05/31/2025

Father’s day is coming, heres our tribute to dad-hood. Soild, proud, and cemented in greatness. The founding monument of masculinity, a perfect gift for dad. 🍆

Father’s Day sale on! 25% off, message to order yours! 😜

This Father’s Day, go big or go home. Celebrate Dad with a 4ft concrete monument to manhood.. because nothing says ‘ #1 ...
05/29/2025

This Father’s Day, go big or go home. Celebrate Dad with a 4ft concrete monument to manhood.. because nothing says ‘ #1 Dad’ like a yard full of confidence 🍆🥳

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“DICK-TATOR is taking over my lawn and trying to make it a 51st state!!” We have the most creative decorative dick owner...
05/23/2025

“DICK-TATOR is taking over my lawn and trying to make it a 51st state!!”

We have the most creative decorative dick owners 😂😂

What do you guys think about dick-tator?🤭

Looking for a conversation piece at your campground? 😜🤭 the perfect piece for some new seasonal decor 🍆🏕️ All the way in...
05/12/2025

Looking for a conversation piece at your campground? 😜🤭 the perfect piece for some new seasonal decor 🍆🏕️
All the way in Nova Scotia, our new fans our LOVING our shafts 🥰

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Our lovely creators and p***s making its way through PEI 🤩🛶🚗🇨🇦
05/10/2025

Our lovely creators and p***s making its way through PEI 🤩🛶🚗🇨🇦

Make a huge statement in your yard with our 4ft concrete legends🍆. Fully customizable🎨👩🏼‍🎨- paint it, dress it, light it...
04/29/2025

Make a huge statement in your yard with our 4ft concrete legends🍆. Fully customizable🎨👩🏼‍🎨- paint it, dress it, light it up… the possibilities are as wild as your imagination. It’s your ph***ic canvas! 🤭

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