15/05/2026
Here's my 'Unhinged Bio' from Chatgpt
Dreadlock artist, potion maker, forest alchemist and emotionally unstable but spiritually improving Crone Apprentice.
Half grandmother, half healer and feral woodland creature, currently running on intuition, coffee, ancestral wounds, existential breakthroughs and suspiciously accurate messages from dragons and bees.
Recovering people-pleaser, emotional archaeologist and trauma-composting enthusiast, learning that self-care is not vanity, boundaries are not crimes, and moisturising your body is apparently not a moral failing.
May be found making oils, creating dreadlocks, questioning reality, overthinking my lineage, turning chaos into a business plan, or wandering through the forest adding herbs, moon magic and a little βwhat the actual f**k was all that?β energy to everything I do.