01/04/2026
⚠️ EXCLUSIVE LAUNCH – NOT A JOKE ⚠️
After months of “development” (and a few arguments in the stockroom), we’re proud to introduce…
🔌 WIRELESS EXTENSION LEADS 🔌
That’s right… NO cables. NO drilling. NO arguments about who tripped over what.
✨ Just plug it in… somewhere… and your power magically appears wherever you need it.
✔️ Works through walls✔️ Works upstairs✔️ Works next door (don’t tell them)✔️ Absolutely no logic required
💷 £19.99 or 2 for £40 (because maths is optional today)
Be quick – we’ve already had 3 people ask where the batteries go… 👀
Pop in and grab yours before we remember what day it is 😉