15/04/2026
Meet Morris!
Meet Morris, our in-house specialist in sleeping, eating, and strategically timed strolls throughout the working day. With an unwavering commitment to his craft, Morris approaches each nap with professionalism, each meal with enthusiasm, and each walk as a critical mission to “check things out,” during which he reliably sniffs out any tennis ball in the vicinity.
He is rarely seen rushing, firmly believes most problems can be solved after a rest, and maintains a strong presence in any room where snacks are available. Whether he’s supervising from a comfortable spot or taking a well-earned break from his previous break, Morris is a daily reminder that productivity comes in many forms.
Please note that while his contact details are listed below, Morris does not answer the phone and is known to take several working days to respond to enquiries, if you are lucky enough to get a response out of him at all.
For best results, speak to any other team member!
Contact details:
Email:[email protected]
Phone:01943 466679