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PL£ASE J0IN GR0UP👉 🥰 😂😂 😂😂AMAZING JOKES AND COMEDY😂😂
04/03/2025

PL£ASE J0IN GR0UP👉 🥰 😂😂 😂😂AMAZING JOKES AND COMEDY😂😂

♡︎𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃♡︎🔛I have a girlfr!end. 🥰She is 17 while I am 19😉 She is using Blackb€rry and !Phone while I am using N0k...
06/02/2025

♡︎𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃♡︎🔛

I have a girlfr!end. 🥰She is 17 while I am 19😉

She is using Blackb€rry and !Phone while I am using N0kia tørch.😩

I bought the phønes for her because I love her so much.😋I send 400 naira card to her every day but she døesn't call me.😔 She only flashes me.🥺

Whenever we go to a restaurant,🤨 I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut.☺️☺️

One day, I bought 400 naira card for her. When we were together, she called anøther guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. 😯😯

When I asked her who she was calling,😏 she said that she was only jøking. 😩😩She has nēver ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her house.🥺🥺 Whenever I want to hűg her, she would shøut at me hārshly.😥😥

🤔What should I do? 🤨Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 1,000 naira?🤔🤔
Or should I buy another Blāckberry phøne (N100,000) for her and iPhone11 (N458, 000) for her too?🤔🤔

😋😋I know that she loves me very much, but she's just pretēnding as if she doesn't.❤️❤️☺️😂😂😂😁😁😁

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In the Bible, Jesus brøke some laws.* He first brøke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin.If you ...
03/02/2025

In the Bible, Jesus brøke some laws.
* He first brøke the law of
biology by coming to this world through a
virgin.
If you asked a doctor they will
You it's impøssible.
* He brøke the law of
Chemistry
By turning water to wine.
* He brøke the law of physics,
By
Walking on the sea.
* He brøke the law of economics,
He fed 5,000 people with
Just 5
Loaves and 2 Fishes
* He brøke the law of government, he ruled without any election.
* He also disagreed to mathematics which says 1+1+1=3 instead he said
1+1+1 is equal to 1
(The
Trinity).
* He brøke the law of nature, he dīed and came back
Alive.
NOW to every hand that types
AMEN this season God
almighty will breāk all the dēvils law and plans
For your life..
He will never forsāke you

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9 REASONS WHY I DON'T WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..😒😒1. A flash back plays 40 mins.2. Millionaires have gate men instead of el...
02/02/2025

9 REASONS WHY I DON'T WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..😒😒

1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When Patience Ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crossing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your TV volume is, the movie will always make a huge soundooo!!!🚶🚶

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FACTS ABOUT MOM 1- When you say, "Mom, 3 bread slice will be enough for me.", she will bring you 4.2- When you're out, ...
27/01/2025

FACTS ABOUT MOM

1- When you say, "Mom, 3 bread slice will be enough for me.", she will bring you 4.

2- When you're out, she will call you once in an hour, to check up on you if you are okay.

3- When there are 3 apples and your family has 4 members, mom will say, "I don't like apples".

4- When you go to sleep with no blankets, you will definitely wake up with one🤞

5- When you're going away to another city or country, she will pack you a bunch of snacks specially made for you. Then she will tell you, "Don't give all snacks to your friends. Eat it yourself."

6- When coming back home after a long day, the first thing your mom would say, "Come and have dinner".

7- Gonna study at midnight? Don't worry. Mom will make you tea, coffee with whatever snack you want and she will never complain about losing her sleep.

7- If it's for her children, mom will go to a temple no matter how far it is or how long it will take.

8- Sometimes, you may not like her. You may get irritated by her. You may even abandon her. But mom will always be mom. And you will always be her child. She will never stop loving you, that's mom's unconditional love.

9- No one in this world can take moms place...

Dedicated to all the lovely mom's out there.
___________

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🌍 LAUGH 🙈1. My sister, if your boyfriend has a car, Break the windscreen😁If he doesn’t bëat you, marry him 🥰cause he’s a...
24/01/2025

🌍 LAUGH 🙈

1. My sister, if your boyfriend has a car,
Break the windscreen😁
If he doesn’t bëat you, marry him 🥰cause he’s a husband material 😋😇🤭😂😂
2. Please be careful🙏
They are now selling fäke rat poïson in the Market.. Please be wise before buying it, don’t forget to taste it🙈.. The original one taste salty 🥲🤭😂😂
3. Sorry to disturb you, abeg no vex oo!! Just thinking about this since morning🥹
“If I put kerosene for fridge, E go block?? 🤔.. I just dey ask 🥲😂😂
4. I kissëd my neighbor’s daughter in my dream, but she saw me this morning and she pretended and did as nothing happened 😒
Girls can pretend ehn 🙄🥲😂😂
5. I still remember the day I met my Facebook friend,🤗
We were talking and laughing... Then, her boyfriend out of jealousy pounced out and said... “Faith,🙄 do you know that making a girl who is not your girlfriend laugh is FUNNYcation?? 🥹😂
So, Guys please I’m sorry for making your girlfriends laugh 🥲🤭😂😂
6. I have done many mistakes in my life, but fïghting in the place where nobody will sepärate us, I will never try it again 🥲
The idiøt hold my nëck 😩😭😂😂
7. My neighbor’s daughter is so stupïd 😡
Imagine, she gets zero when I did the assignment for her 🙄😒😂😂
8. A JEALOUS GUY BE LIKE:
Him- “babe, where are you 🙄
Her- “I’m in church 😏
Him- “give Jesus the phone, I want to talk to him 😒😂😂
9. If you start feeling that you are in love...
Wash your face with boiled water 🙄😒🤭😂😂
10. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend if you haven’t done so, Love you All 💖

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In the Bible, Jesus brøke some laws.* He first brøke the law of biology by coming to this world through a virgin.If you ...
18/01/2025

In the Bible, Jesus brøke some laws.
* He first brøke the law of
biology by coming to this world through a
virgin.
If you asked a doctor they will
You it's impøssible.
* He brøke the law of
Chemistry
By turning water to wine.
* He brøke the law of physics,
By
Walking on the sea.
* He brøke the law of economics,
He fed 5,000 people with
Just 5
Loaves and 2 Fishes
* He brøke the law of government, he ruled without any election.
* He also disagreed to mathematics which says 1+1+1=3 instead he said
1+1+1 is equal to 1
(The
Trinity).
* He brøke the law of nature, he dīed and came back
Alive.
NOW to every hand that types
AMEN this season God
almighty will breāk all the dēvils law and plans
For your life..
He will never forsāke you

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😇 LAUGH 😆 😁 FACEB00K psalm 23! (remix) 😂😀*1. Facebook is my occupation, I shall not work.😑😮😊2. It makes me to go to be...
17/01/2025

😇 LAUGH 😆
😁 FACEB00K psalm 23! (remix) 😂😀*

1. Facebook is my occupation, I shall not work.😑😮😊
2. It makes me to go to bed in 12 mid-night.😴🏡
3. It leads me to fäll into stagnant waters.😇🛀
4. It is installed in my phone 📱It leads me into the habit of laziness for chat’s sake.😨😎🙆
5. Even though I walk through the middle of
the road, 🏃🏊 I feär no vehicle, 🏃🚃🚑 for thou art in my brain, your sweetness 😇😆and your jokes, they influence me.😁😂
6. You prepare a list of groups 🙆🙌👪 in a tabular form before me, in the absence of my enemies, 😀😎🙋you annoy me with status, when I’m online.
7. Surely good network 🏭🎳and megabytes shall föllow my phone 📱 all the days of my life so that I can login, and I shall be online on Facebook for ever.
*
So help me battery...🙏😂😂😂

NB: This is just a Fiction and it’s formed for Laughter only 🙂

TBC...☺️
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laugh before you sleep 😂Two little boys støle a big bag of mangoes from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to...
17/01/2025

laugh before you sleep 😂

Two little boys støle a big bag of mangoes from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemétery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemétery, two mangoes fell out of the bag, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemétery gate and heard a voice saying, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you...

He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the nearby church, to the priest, Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satān sharing corpses at the cemetery.

They both ran back to the cemétery gate, and the voices continued, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you...

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, "What about the two at the gate?"

The priest almost ran past the church gate...shouting, We are not dēād yet oooohh!!!🤣🤣😂😂

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🤭 LAUGH 😂1. So you keep bragging like “I HAVE A DEGREE, I CAN’T DO SUCH JOB”My friend keep quiet! 😒A thermometer has 10...
21/12/2024

🤭 LAUGH 😂

1. So you keep bragging like “I HAVE A DEGREE, I CAN’T DO SUCH JOB”
My friend keep quiet! 😒
A thermometer has 10 degrees and it works under the armpit.🙄
I repeat, under the armpit!!🤷
🤭😂😂😂
2. Apart from me, Who Else Used To Pretend to Think Härd When The Teacher is Looking At Them back then in secondary school?🤔🤦🤭😂😂😂
3. “My love for you is like a copied assignment,
I can’t just explain”.
MY SISTER, any guy that says this, just know he’s planning to imprégnate you and run away. 😒🤭😂😂🏃🏃
4. Nothing Sweet pass that moment in the Church when the holy spirit is pushing girls up and down and the pastor will be like, “Brother Casablanca De Catamatophia join your hands and hold them 😋😇😂😂😂
5. The phone number she’s refusing to give you is what another guy just deleted.😒
So My brother, don’t come and kïll yourself. 🥱😂😂
6. Some relationships can make you loose weight until the wind blows you in someone else relationship.🥲 Relationshïps like that of Favour ehn 🤭😂😂😂
7. Leaving a man because of chëating is like leaving a country because of RAIN. 😒
It Rains Everywhere my Sister Sit Down...🙄
😂😂😂🚶🏼‍♀️
8. Most girls don’t like posting their boyfriend’s pictures because they don’t want the guy on their list to stop giving them money.😒
I know this one is loud enough....🤭😂😂🏃
9. I started feàring gïrls on that very day that my girlfriend Favour introduced my father to me as her uncle 😳🥲🤭😂😂
10. Men Only Watch Nigerïan Ghöst Movies, Just To Learn How To Disappear When they Imprégnate A Girl 😒🥲🤭😂😂
11. That moment when your Dad sçolds you on WhatsApp for being careless and threatëns not to päy your fees... And you wanted to write “sorry” then auto correct spelling changed it to “story”😳 my brother, Jesus said “it is finished” 🥲🙆😂😂🏃‍♀️
12. My Ex Favour said she wants us to be together again!😒
Can someone please help me in spelling “mufon”... As in “I have mufon”🙄🤭😂😂
13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It isn’t fair oo 😭😢

Dear, I make daily Jokes and post it here for us both to Laugh together and wish to become friends with you 🥺💔 I pray God touches your blessed heart this time and makes you able to use few seconds of your time to Follow me for more and let’s laugh here together daily 🥰😢💛....
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JOLLY JOLLY LAUGHS 😂🤣😄🤣1. I was cleanïng our guttër thïs mornïng whën my neighboür was pässing and singïng 🗣️Yahoø is th...
20/12/2024

JOLLY JOLLY LAUGHS 😂🤣😄🤣

1. I was cleanïng our guttër thïs mornïng whën my neighboür was pässing and singïng 🗣️
Yahoø is the key
Yahoø is the key
Yahoø is the mastër key
Niggäs startëd with Laptôp
And ënd up with milliøns
Yahoø is the mastër key

I jüst smiled😊 and rëply
Prisøn is their homë
Prisøn is their homë
Prisøn is their permanënt homë
Niggäs startëd with Laptôp
And ënd up at prisøn
Prisøn is their permanënt homë 😂😂😂

Sincë mornïng he has been løoking at me with onë kind yeye eyë 🙄
Abeg friënds‚ did I offënd him? 😒
2. How mäny of you cän beät your chëst and säy “I’m NÔT doublë datïng” ??
As for me‚ I çannøt beät my chëst‚ it’s painïng me 😒😂😂😂

3. You säw him with anothër gïrl and you startëd çrying. Whën he tøld you thät you arë “onë in a milliøn”‚ whät were you thinkïng 😒😂😂😂

4. I païd 8Ok for a nïght in an hotel and you arë expectïng me nôt to ürinate on the bëd 😂😂😂

5. My guy‚ if she cheäts on you don’t beät her oo‚ jüst gïve her fakë møney they’ll beät her in the markët 😂😂😂

6. How çan somebody go to the swimmïng poôl with soäp and spongë?
If I mentiôn the tribë’s namë now dey wïll say I häte Owerri pëople. I can’t let dem to çome and kïll me 🙄😂😂😂

7. Whën møney is involvëd‚ Nïgerian gïrls wïll be like‚ I like his møuth ødour it’s so matüred😇; aunty why na. 😂😂😂
8. Nøthing is sweetër thän whën you notiçe thät you faïled ëxams and your friend also faïled 💔😂😂

9. I wïll rather fïght ovër lëft-ovër rice at a pärty rather thän to çall anothër guy to stäy äway from my gïrlfriend 😒 But don’t try it with me oo 🙄😂😂

10. Dearie, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Wouldn't you love to be my best friend??🤷🤷

Trust me I can make you smile always at least 🙏🙏.
Send me a friend request now.
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ILAUGH ABEG 🤣🤣🤣1. You súçked your mom's brêāst for 2 years and you haven't done anything tangíble for her. But You súçk ...
07/12/2024

ILAUGH ABEG 🤣🤣🤣

1. You súçked your mom's brêāst for 2 years and you haven't done anything tangíble for her. But You súçk your girlfrieñd's brêāst for 3 months and you bought her iPhone 11 PRO Bro, close your eyes let's pray, señsë is far from you.😂😂😂😂

2. After taking Tramādøl 600mg and Actíon bíttêrs. Then phone rings...
girlfriend: Baby, I can't make it today
Boyfriend: You will never make it in life ode!😂😂😂

3. If you want to toãst a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? Dem Don Chop? Your Siblings Nko?
E concern you??🤦‍♂💔🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂🚶🏻‍♂

4. IMAGINE YOU BRÊÂK A LADY'S HÉART. BOOM... YOUR FATHER MÊNDS IT AND SHE BECOMES YOUR STEP MUM💔🤦‍♂🙆‍♂😭😭

5. I do joke a lot, but now am serious. Is there anybody with a bag of garri, i want to exchange with my TV. Abeg o.🥺🥺🥺

6. Baby if am dāting you , I’m dāting only you. The other girls you see or hear about
are the ones dāting me" Akuko Uwa!!…..😂😂

7. Some Relatíonship Are Like Corønavírus, Everyday There Must Be A New Cases😂😂😂

8. Been a Guy is not easy ooohhhh, you will wake up in the morning and wait for the thing🙈 to calm down before going out🙈😄😄😄

9. I heard that most of you girls that claim that you are TAKEN are actually TAKEN for GRANTÊD
Some Men are WÏÇKÉD✍✍🙄🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️

10. WHAT DEPARTMENT ARE YOU IN 😂👌💛👌
- Postology
- Commentology
- Likeology
- Readerology
- Wakaology
- Stickerology
- Lamentology , copiology
?🤔?

11. When I am mâd at bae, I even dëlête her from my Bluetooth paired devices.
Chaiiii 💔💔🚶‍♂️

12. The reason why women will never be the ones who propöse is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts únzippíng😁😁😏

13. No matter how relaxed you fēel in your relātionship, never visit your partner unexpeçtedly, I was introduced as a tailor today😥😥

14 Imagine, reading all this and you can't even comment or følløw my page😢
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