06/03/2026
🚨SALE ALERT🚨
Our plants are officially in their “peak influencer” era—lush, blooming, and completely full of themselves. They’ve outgrown the greenhouse, and frankly, they’re becoming a lot to handle.
Even our Flower Girl is reaching her breaking point. She’s been catering to their every whim, but these plants have decided they’re too good for us and are ready to move out to a new porch where they can finally judge the neighborhood in peace.
We’ve marked them down 50% just to get them out of the house before they start demanding a private gardener or a personalized misting schedule. 💦
50% OFF:
🌸 Hanging Baskets
🌼 Annuals
🌿 Veggies & Herbs
🌴 Tropicals
They’re gorgeous, they’re ready to move in, and they’re officially the most high-maintenance (but best-looking) roommate you’ll ever have. Come see us soon - these won’t last long at this price!