26/10/2026
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN... 🎅😂
You know, that magical time when Christmas is approaching, businesses are preparing to shut down, freight starts getting hectic, and suddenly EVERYONE remembers something they've had SIX BLOODY MONTHS TO ORGANISE...
💡 "SH*T... WE BETTER GET THAT INSULATION ORDERED!" 🤦♀️🤣
YES, SALLY. YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE. ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO. 😂
And here's the thing...
You're not the ONLY Forgetful Sally out there.
OH NOOOOOO! 🙃
There's Sally #1, Sally #2, Sally #47 and every third builder, tradie and project manager suddenly having the SAME lightbulb moment at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME! 💡💥
📞 Phones ringing!
📧 Emails flying!
🚛 Deliveries being chased!
📦 Stock disappearing!
And everyone's favourite question...
"CAN WE GET IT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?" 🎅😬 HAHAHAHA!!!!!! NO SALLY! YOU CAN'T!!!
LOOK... we're not complaining about the sales! 💰🤣
Does absolute WONDERS for our December books! 📈💃
BUT FAR OUT...
The amount of head shaking that happens in this office could genuinely become the OFFICIAL DANCE OF DECEMBER! 🤦♀️💃🤦♂️🕺
We'd be TikTok famous by Christmas Eve. 😂
🚨🎄 NOW PAY ATTENTION, SALLY! HERE ARE YOUR CHRISTMAS CUT-OFF DATES! 🎄🚨
📅 FRIDAY 11TH DECEMBER 2026 – 4:00PM
🛑 CUT-OFF FOR ALL NEW ORDERS!
That's right! If your insulation needs to be ordered in, organised or sourced, you need to get your order in BEFORE 4PM FRIDAY 11/12/2026!
Not 4:05pm. Not Monday morning. And definitely not when you suddenly remember while wrapping Christmas presents! 🎁🤦♀️
📅 WEDNESDAY 23RD DECEMBER 2026 – 12:00PM
🏪 FINAL CUT-OFF FOR PUBLIC & TRADE WALK-IN / OVER-THE-COUNTER SALES!
✅ Open to the public and trade customers
✅ Walk-in purchases welcome
✅ IN-STOCK ITEMS ONLY!
✅ Available until 12PM WEDNESDAY 23/12/2026
And just to be crystal clear, Sally...
IF IT'S NOT IN STOCK, WE CAN'T MAGICALLY SUMMON IT FROM THE NORTH POLE! 🎅🪄🤣
🎄 SO HERE'S YOUR FRIENDLY (SLIGHTLY AGGRESSIVE) CHRISTMAS REMINDER! 🎄
👉 ORDER YOUR INSULATION WELL BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS SHUTDOWN!
👉 Don't assume stock and freight will magically appear overnight!
👉 Give us time to organise your order so you're not left sweating through the silly season!
👉 And PLEASE don't wait until the last minute and expect us to pull a truckload of insulation out of Santa's backside! 🎅📦🤣
❤️ We love our customers, we love your orders, and we genuinely want to make sure you've got what you need, WHEN you need it!
SO DON'T BE A FORGETFUL SALLY!
🎅 BE AN ORGANISED STEVE! 🎅
Your project will thank you, our sanity will thank you, and our necks might actually survive December! 🤣
REMEMBER THE DATES!
🚨 11 DEC – 4PM: NEW ORDERS CLOSE
🚨 23 DEC – 12PM: IN-STOCK WALK-IN SALES CLOSE
Because Santa delivers presents... NOT YOUR LAST-MINUTE INSULATION ORDERS! 🎅😂
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🏠 803-805 Greenwattle Street, Glenvale 4350
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